Smoothest TV and Movie related pickup lines ever — powered by AI

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Simkl TV Tracker Blog
5 min readDec 6, 2022

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Struggling to break the ice and find that perfect pickup line to swoop over your crush? 🥲

Check out these fun pickup lines related to everything streaming:

  • Is your name Netflix, ’cause I’m obsessed with you!
  • Is your name Netflix? Cause you have me staying up late to watch you!
  • Is your name Netflix, because I’m totally hooked on you!
  • Are you Netflix? Cause I could watch you all day!
  • Is your name Netflix, because I’m dying to binge watch you!
  • Do you Netflix and chill? Because I’m streaming for you.
  • Hey, girl, are you an IMDB profile? Because you’re hot and I want to rate you 10 stars!
  • Are you a TV Tracker? Because you have me hooked!
  • I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist — Is your name Simkl, ’cause you’re simply the best database I’ve seen!
  • Are you from Simkl? Cause you look like you’ve been streaming my heart away!
  • Did you just come off a movie set? ’Cause you’re an absolute star!
  • If you were an actor, I’d rate you a 10 out of 10!
  • I’m not sure if you have cable, but I think we could have a great connection.
  • Are you sure you’re not a TV, because you have me watching you all the time!
  • Are you a TV show? Cause I could watch you all day!
  • You must be a remote control, because you turn me on with just one touch.
  • If you were a TV show, I’d never miss an episode.
  • Are you a Netflix marathon? Because I could watch you for hours.
  • Do you have a DVR? Because I want to be recorded in your heart forever.
  • Is your name Rotten Tomatoes? Cause you’re looking A-maize-ing!
  • Hey, are you a Simkl rating? Cause you’ve got me feeling 10/10!
  • If I could rewind time, I’d go back to the moment I saw you, so I could fast forward to going on a date with you.
  • Are you a movie? ’Cause I could watch you all day.
  • Were you in a movie? Cause you have me star-struck!
  • Is your name Naruto? Cause you just stole my heart in a jutsu!
  • If you were a Pokemon, you’d be Pikachu, cause you’re electrifying!
  • Hey, are you an anime character? ’Cause you’ve got me feeling like I’m in the seventh heaven!
  • Hey girl, are you a Death Star? Cause you just blew me away!
  • Are you a Sith Lord? Cause you sure are looking attractive in the dark side.
  • I’m just a jedi in search of my princess- Leia!
  • I’m no Jedi, but I can feel a force between us.
  • Hey girl, are you a jedi? Cause I feel a force of attraction between us!
    Are you from a galaxy far, far away? ’Cause you light up my sky like a lightsaber!
  • Are you a Futurama character, ’cause you’re lookin’ out of this world!
  • If you were a planet Express ship, I’d be all about going on a journey with you!
  • Are you a director? Because I see us working on a love story.
  • If you were a Netflix series, I’d need unlimited data because I’d stream you 24/7.
  • Hey, are you a season finale? Because my heart races thinking about you.
  • Is your name Hulu? Because you’re all I want to pick tonight.
  • Are you a reality TV show? Because I find you unscriptedly fascinating.
  • Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te like Baby Yoda.
  • If we were in “The Office,” I’d be Jim to your Pam.
  • Are you a “Friends” episode? Because I could watch you over and over again.
  • If you were a “Game of Thrones” character, you’d be the queen of my heart.
  • Hey, are you a “Breaking Bad” lab? Because our chemistry is explosive.
  • If you were a Marvel movie, I’d watch you in IMAX 3D because you’re that special.
  • Are you a “Stranger Things” mystery? Because I want to spend all night unraveling you.
  • If “Grey’s Anatomy” taught me anything, it’s that you’ve stolen my heart.
  • Are you a “Harry Potter” spell? Because you’ve got me bewitched.
  • If life was “The Walking Dead,” I’d fight zombies to save you.
  • Hey, are you a “Sherlock” episode? Because I can’t figure you out, but I’m intrigued.
  • If we were in “Star Trek,” I’d be your captain on this love voyage.
  • Are you “The Witcher”? Because you’ve cast a spell on me.
  • If you were a Disney movie, you’d be my happily ever after.
  • Hey, are you a “Doctor Who” adventure? Because with you, time stands still.
  • If you were a “Vikings” saga, I’d brave any battle for you.
  • Are you a “Lord of the Rings” quest? Because I’m ready to go there and back again for you.
  • If you were a “Star Wars” saga, I’d watch all the episodes just for your scenes.
  • Hey, are you a classic film? Because you’ve got timeless beauty.
  • If we were in “The Mandalorian,” I’d cross the galaxy for you.
  • Are you a “Black Mirror” episode? Because you’ve got me thinking about the future.
  • If you were “Avatar: The Last Airbender,” I’d master all four elements to impress you.
  • Are you a “Peaky Blinders” plot? Because you’re dangerously captivating.
  • If you were a “Pirates of the Caribbean” adventure, I’d sail the seven seas with you.
  • Hey, are you a “Twin Peaks” mystery? Because I’m lost in the idea of you.
  • If we were in “The Hunger Games,” I’d volunteer as tribute for you.
  • Are you “The Crown”? Because you reign over my thoughts.
  • If you were “Outlander,” I’d travel through time for you.
  • Hey, are you a “Gossip Girl” secret? Because I want to discover everything about you.
  • If you were a “Riverdale” mystery, I’d stay up all night solving you.
  • Are you “The Good Place”? Because being with you feels like heaven.
  • If you were a “Supernatural” episode, I’d face any demon for you.
  • Hey, are you “The Big Bang Theory”? Because you’ve got my neurons firing.
  • If you were “Lost,” I’d find any way to save you.
  • Are you “This Is Us”? Because you make my heart feel full.
  • If you were “Dexter,” you’d be the only one to capture my heart.
  • Hey, are you a “Mad Men” ad? Because you sold me on the idea of us.
  • If we were in “The Flash,” I’d race through time to be with you.
  • Are you “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”? Because you make me want to say “Noice!”
  • If you were a “Westworld” host, I’d choose your storyline every time.
  • Hey, are you “The Vampire Diaries”? Because my heart beats faster around you.
  • If you were “Gilmore Girls,” I’d spend every moment in Stars Hollow with you.
  • Are you “The X-Files”? Because I believe in us.
  • If you were “Frasier,” I’d listen to you all day.
  • Hey, are you a “Friends” rerun? Because I find comfort in you every time.

Hope these keep the conversation flowing and bring a smile to your face!

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